GOOD LIFE

If a boy is ignorant and superstitious and this under tuition gives way to understanding, that is intelleCtual education. If he is brutal and is so influenced by his teacher and others that he becomes kindly and gentle, that is moral education. If he is irreverent and selfish and learns to wor-

ship God and love his fellowman, that is religious education; Nothing can be considered educative unless it improves life.

The EPISCOPALIAN tells the story of the minister who told his con- gregation he intended to preach on the sin of lying, and asked them to pre- pare themselves by reading the 17th chapter of the gospel according to Mark. The following Sunday, asking who had done the reading, he saw a

sea of hands rising. “Thank you. You're the very people I want to reach”, he said. “There is no 17th chapter of Mark.”

WWI-WWW

Salesman: “I’d like to see the vice-president.”

Secretary: “He’s busy right now. Could you come back at the end of the first half?”

A free society is one in which it is safe to be unpopular.

My insomnia is getting worse, I can't sleep now when it’s time to get up. A man isn’t complete until he gets a wife — and then he's finished. Stick together: every time a banana leaves the bunch he gets skinned.

Unhappy patient: My doctor says I have a persecution complex, but he’s just saying that because he hates me.

A husband is like a fireplace, when left unattended, he goes out. Reputation is what peOpIe think of us, character is what God knows of us. A boast is one who can’t open his mouth without putting his feats in it.

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As a man grows older he begins to appreciate his own father a little more.

All honor and success to those who honor their father and mother.

MY BOY

I can’t lay claim to anything as far as looks can go,

And when it comes to learning I may be rather slow,

But there must be something more folks can see

Cause I got a little chap at home -— he thinks a heap 0’ me.

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