THE JOKES WERE 0N US (Selected humour from Red and White magazine)

Bun : “You’re a liar! Say that again and I’ll ’bust your nose!” m “Consider it said!” J; “Consider your nose busted!”

During religion class, FMT Rxhe asked Mm MacDonald to quote a

verse from Scripture.

Dung; (Pensively) “Ah. .Judas went out into the garden and hanged himself.”

ELM “Yes.. yes” .Now quote another.”

Dfl “Go ye and do likewise.”

Iggy Rgghg: “ I wonder if Hickey really loves me?”

11m “Of course he does, why should he make you an exception.”

m and M were becoming abusive in a quarrel concerning the afi‘ections of Marion. “Duncan,” said Murphy “There’s just one thing that saves you from being a bare faced liar.”

“What’s that?” asked Duncan belligerently.

“You need a shave," replied Murphy.

Jim Ayers was overheard saying: “She loves me! She just can’t help it! Poor kid!”

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Enten'ns the PhiIOSOPhy room, mm and N_Qresn_ walked right under a table without touching it. For a minute Charlie thought he was in the tunnel of love.

In the biology Lab, EathLEllsworth explained to the class the constant change in body tissues. “You understand, m that is seven years you will have a completely new body and you will still be Miss Mulligan?”

Magic (with a coy glance at M) “I have no intention of being Miss Mulligan in seven years.”

mm “My good man, what are those majestic, swaying objects by those trees, making such a pleasing variety in the landscape and seeming to hang ’twix earth and sky?”

mean (amffly) “shirts"

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The doctor was examining Bfl Cm'mn for the U.N.T.D. M “Say ah”

M: “Ah.”

Boston; “Now breathe deeply.”

M: “Now breathe deeply.”

Father Francis : “That young man and woman in the parked car on a dark road,

they’re not talking about the weather. They’re sinning.” George Keefe: (Sotto voice) “I wish!